Borat advertising on realestate.com.au

Date: 2007-02-05

Not sure if this will still be around by the time you read this post - but somebody has posted an advertisement on realestate.com.au from the one and only Borat Sagdiyev.

The ad reads as follows:

LONLEY KAZAKHSTAN PERSON NEEDS FRIENDLY FLATMATES FOR FUN CHEAP COMPANIONSHIP
$1 p.w.
BRISBANE

Hello this is Borat Sagdiyev.

I now live in Australia for some fun time with an Auzzie girl to replace my sister who was number four prositute. I am very lonely because my sister and concubines did not like your country much when customs stole their cage.

My new house is very big with room for my pet goat, dog, pig, horse and cow. You must like my animals very much to be my number 4.

When you move here there will be poles for your dancing all the time and lots of wax for daily back waxing you give me. My chains are very generous and long enough to reach kitchen and tv without chaffing. Milking cow is very easy because you will share the same room. The cow gas and digestion waste keeps room very warm and is also good use for cooking. Im sure you will like very much my house because it is generous for you to live and my good treatment better than Aussie man. Please help me not be lonely.

You can view it in all its glory on realestate.com.au - if it has vanished before you get a chance to check it out - I've got a saved copy here: Borat advertises on realestate.com.au.